Indignation 2 (Pet $tore by Turd Salad)

from The Lizard Demos by Word Salad

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(Odd)

Turd Salad
MC Tom
Coco Magee Productions
Hype Man James on the hype, give him a hi (hi)
the one, the acceptable, officer on the beat

if you don’t you know, I’m a pet store owner
don’t gotta pay rent cause it ain’t a loaner
i make enough money so that I can hit the mall
when I’m at the mall, man, I can buy it all

For example last week, a bought a mattress
I later slept on top of it with an actress
we didn’t have sex, but we got to second base
now I’m on the mic and I’m in your face

I own a pet store
what?
I own a pet store
what??
I own a pet store
wait what???
I own a pet store
oh.

Oh, speaking of pet stores, I own one. (own one)
It’s not a loaner so I owe none owe none!)
Running this pet store is most ill
It’s a lotta work but it’s so chill

My mom says “son, you ain't got a real job
pet stores don’t exist, they’re a front for the mob”
but mobs are concepts, they don’t have fronts
mom I’m sick and tired of you pulling all the stunts

I own a pet store
what?
I own a pet store
what??
I own a pet store
one more time, say it one more time
I own a pet store
OK, OK!

I own a pet store, pet store, I own a pet store.
Mom, it’s a real job.
I own a pet store
I own a pet store
I own a pet store
Whaaaaaaaat.
And we out.

(So, what did you think?)

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from The Lizard Demos, released September 8, 2015

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Word Salad West Hartford, Connecticut

We are Curt and Jackson, a pair of close friends from suburban CT.

We make music in the woods at night, and wholeheartedly embrace any opportunity to wear silly hats.

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